The O.J. Simpson soap opera has returned.
The plot is well known. So too the main character. It’s the kind of watch-from behind-the-sofa horror show which keeps people coming back for more with ghoulish glee.
After all, it was undoubtedly the most catastrophic fall from grace in sporting history.
When NFL legend Simpson was accused of a double murder in 1994, the world watched on openmouthed. His attempt to flee cops by driving like a madman down the highway in Los Angeles is, and remains, utterly remarkable TV.
That was just the start of the story, as the trial was covered by networks for 134 days before the former Heisman Trophy-winner was cleared of killing ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman.
It was the most-watched court appearance in history in a time when rolling news channels and social media had yet to darken our paths.
The so called ‘Trial of the Century’ was the only story in town, so when the now 70-year-old was granted parole last week after spending nine years in jail for an armed robbery in Las Vegas in 2007, everything came flooding back for an American public still struggling to come to terms with this whole sorry saga.
His initial arrest came at a highly toxic time in American history – the LA riots had carved huge divides in society. The black community was railing against law enforcement. Racial stereotyping blurred people’s judgements.
Yet, moving forward, Simpson will be a free man in October and lurch straight back into the consciousness of a nation.
One of the parole board who helped set him free wore a Kansas City Chiefs tie. It was all jokes and smiles. And, surprise surprise, the hearing went in Simpson’s favour. He said he wants to slip quietly back into life, head to Florida and enjoy the easy life. He maintains the spotlight will be shunned.
Good luck with that.
This story will run and run and run. Emotions following that unforgettable 1995 trial remain raw.
The parole hearing was given the treatment by TV networks here – ESPN gave it full coverage and analysis, as did all the major news shows. Simpson’s muddled explanation of exactly what happened that night in Sin City with a group of memorabilia collectors did little to ease nagging doubts.
Worse soon followed. The insistence that he would “never, ever pull a weapon on anybody,” was painful to watch.
He also stressed he’d never been involved in any kind of conflict. And no, he wasn’t joking.
“There was the 10,000-pound elephant in the room,” Simpson’s lawyer Malcolm LaVergne stressed.
“We were very successful in making sure that elephant was sleeping. It was washed, it was clean… and never started rearing its head and knocking things around.”
Simpson stresses he’s turned down countless interview requests and will head for Florida, which ironically has state laws in place to ensure his house cannot be seized by the attorneys looking for that extra cash.
Though, even as he sat behind bars contemplating where it all went wrong, the fascination continued.
A recent ESPN documentary won an Oscar, while a TV show bagged an Emmy. Controversial trials remain a big seller.
“I think it will be a pretty seedy existence,” legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin told CNN.
“He’ll be trying to make money off what’s left of his fame. It’s mostly infamy, not fame. Good luck to America once he’s out.”
Don’t forget that Simpson was found liable in a 1996 civil trial for the deaths of Goldman and his ex.
He was told to pay $33.5 million (Dh123m) in damages – an amount which exceeded his bank balance. Simpson still owes them money.
His NFL pension will keep him off the streets and it won’t be long before he begins to use his faded celebrity to rake in a few extra dollars.
Do ‘Big Brother’ have his number? I hope not.
You can rely on the good old Gold Cup to keep conjuring up pure comedy moments.
Fresh from Florent Malouda playing for French Guiana despite being told not to, this week was awash with US players getting bitten and having their nipples tweaked by overfriendly Hondurans during their quarter-final clash.
Jozy Altidore was bitten and then twisted by Henry Romero but, not to be outdone, Omar Gonzalez was also treated like he was a rump steak by midfielder Darwin Ceren.
Of course, the referee missed both incidents, yet questions remain as to why the US – along with everyone else – were suddenly allowed to introduce all their big guns once the tournament reached the knockout stages.
A player on El Salvador's soccer team twisted Jozy Altidore's nipple.— SB Nation (@SBNation) July 20, 2017
Then he bit him. 😳 pic.twitter.com/BRMBjps4Nx
Boss Bruce Arena had started off with a young, inexperienced side but once things began to get interesting, along came Altidore, Michael Bradley et al. Teams are allowed to replace a maximum of six players mid tournament which is just madness.
You can’t chop and change your squad in the World Cup, so why here? And while we’re at it, play the Gold Cup every four years not two.
There’s only so much you can take.
Whisper it quietly, but perhaps LaVar Ball had a point.
The man with the biggest mouth on the planet has been screaming for months that his son Lonzo, who was drafted by the LA Lakers, is the real deal.
Up there with Michael Jordan and LeBron James, he said. Well, guess who was named MVP at the NBA’s Summer League tournament in Las Vegas? Yup, you’ve guessed it.
Ball junior impressed for the Lakers even if he sat out the championship game with a calf strain. The 19 year-old averaged 16.3 points, 9.3 assists, 7.7 rebounds, 2.5 steals and 1.0 block.
He helped the Lakers into the final where the Portland Trail Blazers were swatted aside. Let’s hope now that Lonzo’s career is in full swing, his dad will keep his mouth shut and ensure actions speak louder than his often mindless words.