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A teddy bear is a common gift and Sheringham, who was recently sacked by Indian side ATK, is available to coach the team.
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Flowers are another popular gift and former Blackburn keeper Tim Flowers was an obvious choice between the sticks.
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Mark Venus - former Wolverhampton defender and current assistant head coach at Blackburn.
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Mansfield Town centre-back Zander Diamond might be a little on the expensive side, but hopefully he will sparkle at the back.
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Trinidadian Kern Cupid, who plies his trade for W Connection FC, will represent the heart and soul of the side.
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Tottenham full-back Danny Rose could break the hearts of the blue side of Manchester as Jose Mourinho hunts his signature.
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Former Irish star Ian Harte is the only player to score 10 free kicks and 10 penalties in the Premier League alongside Ronaldo and Henry.
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Midfielder Filip Kiss, who is plying his trade with Al-Ettifaq in Saudi, will spice things up in the middle.
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Former Coventry and Sheffield United forward Peter Ndlovu can strike a ball lovely.
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Manchester City Women striker Nikita Parris shares a name with one of the most romantic cities in the world.
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Vagner Love - it must be Love up front. It would be madness not to pick the Besiktaş striker.
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Former Sweden and Blackburn striker Martin Dahlin is a cheeky addition to the team.